American Traditional

Let's talk about Ink Masters.

Oh, you've never watched Spike Channel's reality TV show hosted by Jane's Addiction's guitarist Dave Navarro where tattoo artists are challenged to tattoo human canvases in 6 hours or less??

Well, I have. So basically, I'm an expert on tattoo styles and techniques and stuff.

All this watching Ink Masters really makes Andrew and me want to get our own sweet tattoos. Now we just have to decide what we want.

We're really into American Traditional style. Like this:

 and this

So now the question is what to get tattooed permanently on my body. Andrew wants an anchor on his right forearm.

Here are my thoughts:

• An ice cream sandwich
• Li'l Sebastian
• "Texas Forever"
• CMYK
• The phrase "this too shall pass"
• An astronaut with a jam box

Well, you're probably like

...aaaaand that's why I'm not getting a tattoo anytime soon.